St. Mary's Church Limerick

This now is that famous Limerick. Never has been there but heard a lot of it, because of the limerick rhymes, as:

There was a young man from Peru

who had nothing whatever to do

so he took out his carrot

and buggered his parrot

and sent the result to the zoo.

:-)

Good one polytropos, ... here's another : *There was a young man from Newcastle *who wraped up his turd in a parcel *He sent it by plane *to a puffter in Spain *to show him the size of his arsehole!

;-}

I've tried to do it as *Bullets like you have it polytropos, but I can't get it to work! Alan.

Uff, yours isn't really that sociable, isn't it? ;-)

Me too, Alan, no success with bullets. Then I pushed 2 times the Return-key after each line.

your right ... maybe i should change it ... only I don't know any clean ones! YOURS wasn't so sociable either - what about toe poor parrot! I will leave it up untill I can remember a clean limerick, then I'd better change it!

Alan.

I would know a lot of german ones, but I guess your british visitors wouldn't be amused ... ;-)

not to mention my Spanish visitors! ( I don't think I have any clean ones since, all the ones I know, I learned from a book called "The book of dirty limericks" !!! I can only remember about 2 more of those too! ...

For the german speaking people (a proper one): :)

• Es war ein Buddhist mal in Biel,
• der reiste sehr gerne und sehr viel.
• Mir kam in den Sinn:
• wo will der wohl hin?
• Er sagte: „Der Weg ist das Ziel.“

It was traveled a Buddhist once in Biel, that very gladly and very much. Came me into the sense: Where does that want probably there? It said: "the way is the Ziel." ...

Na! it's not the same in english!

Alan.

... any more anyone ???