The Vale

Joe Porter, on October 11, said:

Hello Jeff,

I don't wear a kilt.

Cheers, Joe

jymsn123, on October 11, said:

Hi Joe,

Is it only UC Scottis wear kilt in Scotland? What age group? When ? (in special festival only)

Cheers, Jeff

Joe Porter, on October 13, said:

I think you know more about the kilt than I do, Jeff! LOL

Cheers, Joe

jymsn123, on October 14, said:

Hey! you know more Mandarin than I do. You should have drink wine and got drunk this time. :D

Cheers, Jeff

Joe Porter, on October 15, said:

Hi Jeff,

The only thing I know about mandarin is that it is a small citrus fruit similar to a tangerine. LOL

Cheers,

Joe

jymsn123, on October 15, said:

Hi! Joe,

That is exactly what I understand about kilt.

The famous conundrum:- " Is anything worn under your Kilt?" the lady asks.

"No" answers the Scotsman " Everything under here is in good working order!"

Cheers, Jeff

Joe Porter, on October 17, said:

... unlike my brain, which is completely worn out! LOL

Scally, on October 17, said:

That,s this Hong Kong clown trying to be clever. Joe.and you have the proper answer to this Yankie yesman, Ok Jeff any fancy retorts to Scally. delighted to accept them, when you tell me the wee story of that emptying boiler which is in danger of exploding? scally.

jymsn123, on October 17, said:

Joe

I have made Scally angry. Any suggested methods to solve the problem.

Scally

Release pressure of explosive boiler is comparatively easier. Handle machine is much easier to deal with man. :D

Cheers, Jeff

Joe Porter, on October 19, said:

Take him to the Vale Bar, and buy him a pint of lager, Jeff. Then make sure he gets on the correct train when he is going home.

Cheers, Joe

jymsn123, on October 19, said:

I am sure we must return at 6:00 pm, since security is worst after sundown in UK. ( I was told by Fain and Scally, not sure it is correct or not.)

Cheers, Jeff

Joe Porter, on October 24, said:

You will be safe here with Scally to look after you, Jeff.

Cheers, Joe

jymsn123, on October 24, said:

Scally is glasgow ringleader!

Jeff

Joe Porter, on November 7, said:

I think Scally's wife is the boss! LOL

Joe

Scally, on November 7, said:

Joe Jeff knows well that if he comes over here for a visit your are the one, with all the important contacts, and possibly a team of young French girls. thinking about it! never mind Jeff, I think I could escape for a couple of hours, and I wouldn,t mind trying out my poor French with some of your girls, and they do not need to be young and pretty, but it would be great if they had their own teeth, cheers scally.

Joe Porter, on November 8, said:

I can't wait to hear you speak French, Scally! LOL

Cheers, Joe