Once I Built a Railroad, A bit Quicker than This.

Scally, on October 25, said:

I think a 5,000 metres wheelchair with pusher race would be more suitable Jeff. You can be my pusher, and I will not be allowed to use the cattle prod more than 10 times a lap. :) cheers scally.

jymsn123, on October 25, said:

If you accept to wear Rubber Nipple and King size Diapers, I may consider to assist you to win the champion. Otherwise, you may consider Fain.

Cheers, Jeff

Scally, on October 25, said:

Ok Jeff I will meet you half way, I will wear the nappy ( I will probable need one by the time you,ve covered 5,000 metres), but forget the false breasts the ones I,ve got are big enough. I don,t think Fain is strong enough to drive his car 5,000 metres? :-(( scally.

Faintlightofdawn, on October 25, said:

Only if there is power steering Scally, the second problem is not getting cutup by Nissan Almera drivers for 5km =(

jymsn123, on October 26, said:

Sure you will win. And you will attract many people to see your match.

Cheers, Jeff

Scally, on October 26, said:

Jeff says you can make all the conditions you want,Fain, but you would be better to make up some excuses for the thrashing he is going to give you! cheers scally.

Scally, on October 26, said:

Fain says you,re no better than a Hong Kong rick shaw puller Jeff, while he comes from a long line of Nepalese Mt. Everest porters,and he will give you 50metres of a start if you stop blowing Kisses at the UK, his ducks are getting blown to the centre of the Atlantic! cheers scally.

Faintlightofdawn, on October 26, said:

Ok, I'll get my fake blood ready in case there is a problem with the starter motor

Scally, on October 27, said:

Starter Motor? Jeff reckons he,s got enough recycled junk to get that wreck in the old quarry on the road, and I,m in negotiations with wee Dawn in Dibly as your passenger, Cheers scally.

jymsn123, on October 27, said:

Your prize is a kiss from a sexy cheerleader.

Cheers, Jeff

Scally, on October 27, said:

If I,m getting a kiss for just sitting there, what are you going to get for all that pushing Jeff?

jymsn123, on October 27, said:

The more you pay, the more reward you would receive. I would not tell you.

Cheers, Jeff

Scally, on October 28, said:

You will get your reward in the Here After Jeff, When I,m up there in front of you, I will recommend your piety and chastity, and I,ll keep my fingers crossed so they wont be able to see I,m fibbing, :D scally,

jymsn123, on October 28, said:

The cheerleader knows the best priority. :D

Cheers, Jeff

Scally, on October 28, said:

I wish you would stop putting me to the fore Jeff, it can get embarrassing. :) scally.

jymsn123, on October 28, said:

The foreplay is blow kiss to you.

Cheers, Jeff

Scally, on October 29, said:

Too late to stop you now Jeff, but the resultant gale might blow away this rain, ( cheers scally.